Thursday, February 2, 2012

The Right to Self-Determination... New Professions

Self-determination generally means that a group of people are able to determine their own future, without being prevented by a dictating government regime.
The term derives from oppressive colonial governments of the early 20th century.

Individuals also have the Right to Self-Determination.
This may mean creating a profession for oneself, rather than falling into
one of the pre-established ones.
Examples:
Ameena Matthews is a "ceasefire violence interrupter,"
working to stop gang shooting in inner city Chicago.
Desmond Tutu is an international "injustice-fighting preacher."
The Lady Philosopher is a rights maker.

Examples of new, niche professions that we could create:
Solar energy neighborhood explainer.
Skateboard park designer.
Wildlife rescue first responder.
Fair trade chocolates consultant.
Tomato sauce ingredient expert.
Cursive quill and ink handwriter.
Local food markets social marketing expert.
Digital fantasy portrait artist. (I need one. Anyone know one?)
Handwritten letter-maker.
Public school poetry bard.

What profession can you invent for yourself?

I declare the Right to Self-Determination.

Note: Do not confuse the terms "self-determination" with "determination."
These are not exactly the same.
For more info and clarity, see the original Right to Self-Determination post.


Revision thanks to commenter: YEM


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Anonymous said...

I declare myself a tongue twister detangler. I am committed to helping individuals treat any communication disorder they may suffer from.-AM

Anonymous said...

Green Energy Enforcer

This profession provides assistance and promotes the use of green energy to businesses and private homes. AFO

Anonymous said...

I am going to be a higher order thinking mentor. In this profession I can help others reach new critical thinking heights. Helping others attain this goal will be my biggest accomplishment. CMA

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

I proclaim myself a "Numerical Language Interpreter". I provide preparation of financial analysis and reporting. I offer this service to individuals as well as businesses. JP

Anonymous said...

I am going to be a "Child Healer". This profession allows me to know how a child is feeling and what to give it so it can feel better. -SA

Anonymous said...

I am the "Body and Mind healer"

My profession not only is to care for my patients body health, but also make sure their minds are strong under my care. - GM

Anonymous said...

I will be the "The Employee Cherub". My technical profession is Human Resources. I will help all the employees feel happy and comfortable at work. I will defend and protect them against the wicked boss, and always give the most hardworking employees raises. I will make it so that all the employees love coming to work. I will be their guardian angel! AG

Anonymous said...

My profession will be a Total Body Wellness Provider. I plan to assist in the care of individuals experiencing various health illnesses.-JF

Anonymous said...

I will be a "Scalpel Master." In this profession I will heal people with diseases that are only curable through surgery. I will free people from having to live a life of pain because of their disease.
-KH

Anonymous said...

I self proclaim myself as a "Cognitive Disorder Dissector". When it comes to helping others with their problems, I am usually there to dissect the problem. Obstacles are something that happen in everyday life and it's up to you to say NO! This will not stop you from getting to your goals! I am here to guide and help however I can because impossibleis nothing! I am here to serve. MMJR

Anonymous said...

I am a "Media enhancing merchant". I help increase the quality of our media by reminding people we can "vote with our money. When we raise the standards for our consumed media, we raise the standards for ourselves.
- AML

Anonymous said...

I am a "healthy lifestyle enforcer". My profession allows me to advise people of the correct way to eat to live a healthy lifestyle. I also help people achieve a health related goal.-TB

Anonymous said...

With technology rapidly changing every day, it is critical that I keep up with the latest software and it is my duty to help everyone I can in this grueling challenge to simply keep up. I am self-determined to learn more than everyone in my field and shine brighter in order to keep the company I work for running smoothly. --CGF--

Anonymous said...

With technology rapidly changing every day, it is critical that I keep up with the latest software and it is my duty to help everyone I can in this grueling challenge to simply keep up. I am self-determined to learn more than everyone in my field and shine brighter in order to keep the company I work for running smoothly. -CGF

Anonymous said...

I self-proclaim myself as the "perfect moment artist". I will make it possible to capture the perfect moment through a lens and paint a picture with photographs of your perfect moment. -KM

Anonymous said...

A finical recorder for businesses is my future. Record how the business operates and if it is doing profits or loss. G.O.

Anonymous said...

In times of emergency I am the asset of those in turmoil. Safely, I evaluate situations out of disaster. I am “The guardian”
The right to determine one’s self in a professional sense stems from the idea that one is motivated by his or her kin. By J.B

Anonymous said...

I am the flavor-immunefier, and I have the best job in the whole entire world. Why? Because I decide what flavors you are about to like and taste, and based on the flavors you pick, your body will become immune to illnesses. My job is simple, utilize technology and Mother Nature ingredients to create and taste new flavors. Those flavors will then immune your body system to certain diseases and satisfy your taste at the same time…about that. AR

Anonymous said...

I am a “Bone Alignment Specialist, and I’ve got your back “. I alleviate pressure applied on nerves in the body caused by bones being out of alignment. -IBR

Anonymous said...

i am the freedom taker, for all those who violate the law. i will make a difference. E.M. sat 830am

Anonymous said...

I am "incognito". Enough said.
C.A

LF said...

My profession, would be “Paraprofessional Promoter” I would be a spokesperson for Paraprofessional and assistants. Working to improve the jobs of said people, giving them more benefits and prestigious work. I would give these people a voice and more respect in their positions, to give opportunities to the “sidekicks”.
LF

Anonymous said...

The Right to Self-Determination means to me that I get to choose what I want to make of myself, instead of a system that tells me what I should be or do based off of their test scores, or their own beliefs. Self-Determination means that I can create my own path with my own passion, mind and where I see I fit in.
-VH

Anonymous said...

I declare myself to be a Professional Job Actor. This profession allows me to experiment different professions and perform in such a way that it appears that I actually know what I am doing. This profession is perfect for me because I don’t really know what I want to do, but I’m a great actor. – Gabriel V.

Anonymous said...

"National Basketball Association (NBA) Analyst, For The Month Of June" I am a Miami Heat Fan....MM

Anonymous said...

"Laughter Therapist" Healing the mind, body and soul through laughter..MM

Anonymous said...

I would be a "Morale Healer", for those tired and weary of their journey in this life. I would lift their spirits high so they can continue on their paths more creative, strong, and optimistic. NCP

Anonymous said...

Self-Determination is the key to one's success and failure. I proclaim myself to be more than just a housewife and mother. I am now the Divine Decision Maker. I get to choose from now what my future entails.

Anonymous said...

My profession would be "consultant of glass-ceiling breaking". I am determined to break the glass ceiling myself. Then I will use my experience to help those that regardless of merit and hard work are not getting to where they rightfully deserve, because of social, racial, ethnic, gender or other type of discrimination. M.V.T.

Anonymous said...


My main duty is to secure the premises of a telecommunication center and in times of emergency I am the asset of those in turmoil. Safely, I evaluate situations out of disaster; I am “The Guardian.”

The right to determine one’s self in a professional sense stems from the idea that one is motivated by his or her kin. By J.B

Anonymous said...

Self determination to me is knowing that I have the right to pursue my goals and that I have what it takes to be successful. I declare myself Dr. Feel Good, because I help ease every type of pain for the mind and body. BH

Anonymous said...

Self-determination is the right choice of what you want in your life, if you are not happy with your career or with what you have done; you will determinate what are the way to improve your lifestyle and get a better satisfaction in what are you build for your future. In my case I’m not happy with the salary that I received for my job, but I am working in the path that I would like to be. FG

Anonymous said...

I declare myself like a vampire taking out blood from patients, but instead of killing them, this is to prolong their lives and give them better health. It is my duty to collect Stems Cells and infuse them back to the patient. It is my determination and constant seek of improvement that motivates me to pursue a better future for all of us. Carmen CR

Anonymous said...

Canine assisted drug smuggling prevention

With the help of mans best friend I will scour the airports and borders of our country to find any illegal substance and prevent it from being distributed throughout our country.

JMM 7

Anonymous said...

The Tooth Fairy

My career is responsible for treating problems associated with the teeth and surrounding tissues in the mouth. Dentists also provide advice and administer care to assist in preventing future dental problems.

ME. 7

Anonymous said...

Motivater

My goal would be a motivational speaker to others who are fighting diseases. Who need someone to be able to relate to their issues and help them fight it and know that they aren't alone. Many people in this world are fighting alone and it's not the easiest thing to deal with. We're in this together.

SS7

Anonymous said...

I am a Network Wizard, i work my magic with the internet and try to work with the network to make it flow as smooth as possible and i have to make sure that everyone is having no trouble with having access to it. CL 7:05

Anonymous said...


Please call me the "Talent Seeker Extraordinaire".
My job will consist of developing and supporting all recruiting operations, including new hire set-up and training programs. I will focus on finding the perfect person for your team that follows the vision and mission of your organization.
-EA8

Anonymous said...

Please call me the "Talent Seeker Extraordinaire".
My job will consist of developing and supporting all recruiting operations, including new hire set-up and training programs. I will focus on finding the perfect person for your team that follows the vision and mission of your organization.
-EA8

Anonymous said...

I am a Physical Zen Master. I will help people improve their physical health with exercise while being outdoors getting in touch with mother nature. That way people will release stress and never feel more relaxed after working out.

LT M W 8:30 PM

JF7 said...

"Calculator" because my profession is a CPA.

Certified public accountant (CPA) help individuals and companies with financial planning, investments, taxes, and much more.

JF7

Anonymous said...

I strive to become something along the lines of a Judicial Detective. My job description would be someone who not only discovers and tracks down the people who commit series of heinous crimes but also the one who sentences them based on what exactly happened. This would leave no space for error in the sentencing process since all the facts are already laid out in the deductive work.
FJC MW705 ENC1102

Anonymous said...

Taste buds delight provider.

I would create magnificent edible masterpieces, where many flavors will come together in one single bite to please your palate. Providing the ultimate eating experience; as it may be called in the urban world, having a "foodgasm." CC7

Anonymous said...

I plan on being a world traveling helper of mankind. I'd basically provide assistance and aid by assessing the needs of each particular region I visit, and helping to organize teams for each project necessary in each region. I would also brainstorm ways to fund-raise these projects.
MS8

Anonymous said...


Please call me the "Talent Seeker Extraordinaire”
My job will consist of developing and supporting all recruiting operations, including new hire set-up and training programs. I will focus on finding the perfect person for your team that follows the vision and mission of your organization.
-EA8

Anonymous said...

The Automated Logical Machine

My job is to create programs for users to utilize on their computers. These programs can be problem solvers, games , or tools for completing a task as simple as writing an essay on word. I work individually and use logical thinking to create such programs.

BC7

Anonymous said...

I will be the "Broken-Heart's Healer." I want to serve for the young one's who suffer from heart disease. I will help them cope by giving hope, giving them my full-on attention. Whether it is physically or emotionally, my job will be to heal their every need. As a hopeless romantic, I believe that nobody deserves to be left with a broken-heart.

JA
ENC1102 MW 8:30PM

Anonymous said...

"Financial gambler"

I will help people succeed financially by using their money in investments that are very risky but if it's successful they would
Increase their profit by double.

-DC 7

Anonymous said...

Financial gambler killer, better than him. I am the legendary banker.
People will come to me when the financial gambler disappoints. I am here to properly move people's money and make them as successful as they wish.


Fabrizio Quintana 7

Anonymous said...

Financial Gambler Killer Murderer,
People will come to me when the financial gambler killer disappoints. I am here to properly move people's money and make them as successful as they wish, BUT BETTER!
JD 7

Anonymous said...

I am the Eye Wizard. I help people by correcting their sense of vision with my heavy machinery. I then choose the right type of glass to be framed, and it is given to them so their vision can improve.
AM 8:30pm

Anonymous said...

"Legendary Animal Hunter"

I will find rare animals at the edge of extinction and shoot them with my camera. Document these animals in their wild habitat. I will also use my pictures to bring awareness to everyone.

-LM 8

Anonymous said...

"Enthusiastic Unmarketable Businesses Marketer,"
I will help businesses with uncreative marketing plans. Revising, Creating, and Brainstorming greater plans that will conclude by having a positive outcome for their business.
EM 8

Anonymous said...

I am going to be a deliverer of the future. My future career is to be a nurse that works in the maternity war with the newborn babies. I also want to be an aid to the new mothers in providing them with tips and tricks in their new chapter in life!

SM - 7:05

Anonymous said...

"ABC123 PROFESSOR"

I will be working for and elementary school with a kindergarten classroom. I will teach the kids how to read, comprehend and some life lessons for their future.

DF7

Anonymous said...

''The Special 11''
I will be a soccer coach in the future. My job will not only provide glory and history to the team, but also to their fans and communities by providing support and the development of new world class players for the future.

DEG7

Anonymous said...

"Attitude and Emotion Mender" My job is to help you realize your full potential, by helping you control your attitudes and emotions for positive outcomes. AR 8:30PM

Anonymous said...

"Unique dream designer and producer"
Planning and development of events in which every detail will be perfect and dreamlike. Achieving the full satisfaction of the dreamer which will be remembered in the memory of all the guests.

MR - 8:30pm ENC1102

Anonymous said...

"mentor developer skills"
My job is to assist in the recruitment of new employees to the company. Also, provide to the employees with the necessary resources to develop their skills and teach them new techniques in customer service in order to help them to apply them in hospitality.
DR 8

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